Well, last night, went down like a hoot, my boyfriend didn't turn up and lala, drunk so much in the first bar was so so bad. Then walked out, my friend being sick and suddenly I see this girl who used to bully me at school. So I'm like ew... she UGLY. Then my friend drunkenly starts talking to her, it's like...whoa. Haha.
So she was like, who's ya boyfriend etc, so I say his name, she then goes on to tell me that he's been cheating on me with her cousin and I better watch out for his ex because she pesters everyone. It's like, whoa. No? She hasn't but really? He's cheated on me? So because I'm a drunken drama queen I ring him up and I'm such a bitch. I don't know what happens to me, I think I should be placed in magaluf for an hour when I'm drunk just so I can let it all out and come back again. Anyway, I then chose to tell him ''how can you look after your child if you cant even hold down a relationship." Yes - I know, OH. GOD. Everyone is now telling me, DON'T WORRY LOLL it's okay, it's a home truth etc. BUT I DON'T FEEL LIKE THAT. He's better than some Dad's I know! Apart from the weed smoking and the splashing the money up the wall! So, god, I've really messed up. Today I was stated as single on facebook... I think it's the best thing, I won't hear from him. It's bloody horrible though. Proper love that boy and he's done all this. Thing is, I'm used to getting hurt like this, which is not good at all. Anyway, even though I wanted that nemo there is plenty more fishes in de ocean.
But I woke up quite early today and went to see my cousins little girl for her 1st birthday. Pass the parcel and party bags. Its weird, seems like a couple of years ago when I used to get them. She's so cute though, wearing her little dress. You should have seen my other cousins boys when the hailstones came down! They were so loud. Screaming and shouting around the house like the conga! Waving balloons about smothering egg sandwiches around their faces! Came back to messages from guys - because apparently, now I'm single, it means I want them all. I don't think so, some guy last night. TOTAL creep, came up to me and said. ''I like your face so much, I would really like to take you home and fuck you." - I'm sorry? Does it look like I have SLUT written across my head? Or JUST BROKEN UP WITH MY BF? LOL. Either way I wasn't impressed! I didn't even have my boobs out. ALTHOUGH. I DID split my tights. Bad bad move when you're wearing a short dress.
But sometimes I just wanna be able to go into a bar or club with a stun gun and jook anyone who speaks to me inappropriately or who are clearly ugly and shouldn't even be insulting me with there talking; without being arrested or beaten up.
But god, came back, waited for Alex to come in from work and we had a massive munch. Pizza hut - cookie dough, chicken wings, nacho's, two large pizza's oh god, I died. I had boursin balls.... umm... say no more. Was so weird, it was the overwhelming taste of garlic I think. But yes, I haven't heard anything from Paul - so unfortunately, I am single... Damn I'm going to miss them hugs.
But oh well, I wanted to be single, guess I have what I thought was right in the first place.
I'm still in a bit of a food haze, so I'm going to go to sleep whilst I can!! N'night all!! xxo
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